I’ve been traveling for work quite a bit lately. Had some downtime in the airports and picked up a few traveling jokes along the way. I wouldn’t recommend this one if you get pulled over by a police officer though:
Have you been drinking?
Woman is speeding and gets pulled over. Officer asks her to step out of the car. “Ma’am I noticed your eyes were a little bloodshot. Were you drinking?
With a “sweet” reply, the woman says, “Sir, I noticed your eyes were glazed. Were you eating donuts?”
The Poor Limo Driver
Have you heard about the poor limo driver who was driving for 10 years without a single customer?
All those years and nothing to chauffeur it.
Brand new driver’s license
A boy received his new driver’s license in the mail. He wants to take his family on his first official drive. Mom gets in the passenger side, Dad and sister get in the back.
“Dad, it’s kinda nice to have me driving so you can sit back and relax in the back seat, eh?”
“Well,” says Dad,” I’m going to “kick back” here in the back and whack the back of your seat while you’re driving, just like you did all those years when you were back here.”
A businessman boards a flight and is lucky enough to be seated next to an absolutely gorgeous woman. They exchange brief hellos and he notices that she is reading a manual about sexual statistics. He asks her about it and she replies, “This is a very interesting book about sexual statistics. It identifies that American Indians have the longest average penis and Polish men have the biggest average diameter. By the way my name is Jill. What’s yours?” He coolly replies, “Tonto Kowalski, nice to meet you.” jokes2go(dot)com
I’ve found that while on these, well, fabulously boring work travels, I need something to kill the time and finding these jokes makes the time go by so much faster. It’s not that I don’t like to travel, I do and the work is great once I get there. It’s just sitting around in the airport waiting for those connecting flights. It can get especially challenging when I travel internationally. Way too much time, so I also bring my laptop so I can get some more blog posts written.
If you have some great travel jokes you want to share with me, drop me some laughs at my contact page. I’m always looking to connect with some fellow joke lovers all across the world. Hit me with some of your best stuff and I’ll be sure to post it on my blog!
If you have never seen Planes, Trains and Automobiles, you need to watch it sometime. If you travel frequently like I do, all the different problem situations really resonate with me…